So it's been about a month since my last blog. There have been times when I wanted to update but just didn't have much to say. My life mainly consist of work, sleep (or lack of) and the stupid cats. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like the crazy cat lady.
I know everyone's wondering about baby updates but there's not much there either. I won't know the sex until December 8th and I still haven't felt any movement. I'm really wanting a girl but I think it will be a boy. I'm mainly trying to get on board with the idea because if it is a boy I don't want the Doc to see my disappointment. Just being honest. I know I will be disappointed initially but then come around. I also realize that makes me sound like a horrible person but it wouldn't be the first time.
People ask me sometimes if I feel pregnant. Right now I don't. I already was emotional and cried at everything so no change there. I don't care for most people and get annoyed with them. Also no change. I eat a lot, umm yeah no change. And since I'm not showing or feeling any movement I feel pretty much the same.
Since that's about it I have decided to just talk about some random things in my life that I find slightly amusing. Hopefully, you will too. If not, oh well.
Let's start with a new game that Joe taught me. He and his co workers decided to take names of movies and replace a word in the title with the word "vagina". Hours of fun I tell ya. If you think of any good ones please let me know. Here's just a few of my favorites: "Top Vagina", "Vagina Gump", "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Vaginas", "Harold and Kumar go to Vagina Castle", "I am Vagina", "Vagina Story", "Westside Vagina". And my very personal favorite thus far, "How Stella got her Vagina Back." The list goes on and on. Hours of fun! Well we are on a budget, we have to find some way to entertain ourselves.
Another entertaining conversation Joe and I had involved stupid names people give their children. Especially celebrities, Apple, Pilot Inspector, Moon Unit, Banjo. It's horrifying. I said we should name our child Pizza Chocolate Shaffer since we both like those things. Then we just started naming off things we enjoy and laughing. But when Joe suggested the name Boobs Beer Shaffer I was hysterical. But seriously bad names need to just stop. C-hawk? Come on! Apparently Joe know of somebody that named their kid earthquake. If it sounds like it belongs to a cartoon character, inanimate object, or professional wrestler it's a bad name. Plain and simple.
Hmm what else??? I finished Arrested Development on Netflix. Sad there is only 3 seasons though. I've discovered a new guilty pleasure show, called Sister Wives. It's about a good ole polygamist family in Utah. It's very weird yet fascinating. And I actually like the family! I think I prefer them to the Duggers. (The family from 19 kids and counting) I have also been re watching Rupaul's Drag Race. A competition show to discover America's next drag superstar. I've already seen these episodes several times but it just never gets old.
I'm hoping to have more to say next time and maybe actual pictures. Till then friends!
